Say NO! To Ubuntu satanic edition

by AllForLinux.com on July 15, 2009

in Linux News,Ubuntu

This is only a quick update, I know I have missed a lot of news, so I’m sorry if its already out of date. I just found one of ubuntu distro variant named Ubuntu satanic edition. And I know it was made by a lot of dammed people. I just want to say, DON’T be fooled by the beauty of its interface. I’m quite happy to hear that Canonical also against Ubuntu satanic edition. They already shut down Ubuntu satanic edition store and banned them from the distrowatch. And its a good decision to do.

Reference I got from androidtux.co.cc

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{ 36 comments }

Hex July 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm

dude. chill out. let them be “satanic.” it doesn’t really bother me (who is honestly going to believe they are officially partnered with Canonical?).

JediLlama July 15, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Are you for real? Life’s far too short to be agonizing over such piffle. If you personally have an issue with it, don’t install it. If you truly believe someone’s going to be damned to hell for using it, then that’s their problem and you should let god sort them out. If there really is a god I doubt it’d be too concerned about what particular Linux distro we’re using. It’s too busy getting its head around FreeBSD…

Francois MAROT July 15, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Could you explain a little more why beeing against this version of Ubuntu ?
Also I’m not completely sure but I think Canonical has gone back and allowed again those people to sell Ubuntu branded stuffs. So what’s the point ?

tigerfinch July 15, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Hehe what a silly boycott. You are joking, right?

Rory Holland July 15, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Wow, just get over it. Does it really matter? It’s just a response to Christian Edition, let them have their fun.

philwil July 15, 2009 at 10:47 pm

He has his right to opinion, just as you do. If he want’s to say “NO”, then it is his right to say so.

slumbergod July 15, 2009 at 10:51 pm

Hmmmm while no sane person would even look at something as dubious as a Satantic edition of Ubuntu, I can totally understand why Canonical don’t want their name and their Ubuntu product associated with it.

Ryan July 16, 2009 at 12:27 am

Wow. How old-fashioned….

Makurosu July 16, 2009 at 1:02 am

Hilarious satire piece. You sound exactly like a hair-trigger reactionary religious nutbar who doesn’t keep up on current events. It looks like some commenters actually believed you were serious in your pretended derangement. Thanks for the much-needed midweek laugh.

ranxxerox July 16, 2009 at 1:49 am

@slumbergod: Canonical actually granted a license to Ubuntu:SE http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/ubuntu-satanic-granted-trademark-license/

they’ll probably be back on distrowatch soon too.

Mwahahahahaaaa!!! July 16, 2009 at 4:34 am

You obviously do not get the pun,
So hell bent on holy rollin’,
You forgot to have some fun,
Now your crusade is crashing down,
And your ilk is on the run.

Hail Satan.

john July 16, 2009 at 4:42 am

turns out Canonical are happy with it and have granted a licence to use the Ubuntu name as stated here http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/ and the store is now open to buy your t-shirt

timmy the frisky virus July 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm

It’s too late for me. I tried it for only a couple of minutes, then went straight out and ate a puppy. Help me before I graduate to babies! Back to Hell where you belong, Ubuntu Satanic Edition, you and your beautiful interface!!

Inet Marie July 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Just by seeing the title I already knew that this is one of the most damned Ubuntu variant that I’ve ever seen! Look at the wallpaper, it totally not suitable for children! I completely agree to dump this distro. And I think it is only his opinion about this distro, he have his own rights to said that. God bless!

nero July 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm

The artwork is truly beautiful. ‘Reminds me of Ubuntu Ultimate Edition.
However, the music isn’t to my taste but that can be shut down.
As to telling people not to use it, posh, keep your religious bullstuffing to yourself.

Lame July 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm

You are so lame.

Don’t just do a “Say NO! To Ubuntu satanic edition”

We’ve just something better years ago with “Say NO! To Ubuntu”

Caraibes July 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm

I am against anything satanic anyway, being a Christian… So this is a “no-brainer” for me…

By the way, I am not using my Ubuntu 9.04 partition very much, those days… I am on CentOS 5.3… Very good… Very stable…

Spadger July 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Tried it a year or two ago, didn’t work with my graphics card. I may try it again, not that I’m a satanist – Just enjoy thumbing my nose at religions. Isn’t Linux supposed to be about freedom of choice? For a true perspective on life look at http://www.secularism.co.uk

ryan anthony July 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Hey man, sokay. Stand on your feet!
Thanks for the info. You rock!
Proud of you.

Ryan,,

AndroidTux July 18, 2009 at 6:58 am

@JediLlama
lol.. that was really good.. Free Bsd.. And besize, even if you use it, and do all those fucking stuff they do, it’s YOUR PROBLEM!! later on, you’ll have to pay for it.. no one else.. So, if you really “enjoy” doing bad things and having a stupid OS, it’s YOUR PROBLEM!!! thanks… http://www.androidtux.co.cc/

Johan July 29, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Thanks for pointing this out, coolest distro ever, I will install it this weekend and help spreading the word… Might not have been your intention but anyways.. :)

Robert Miller September 15, 2009 at 1:25 am

When I first came across the Satanist version of Ubuntu, I was fascinated by the graphics and yet concerned about what was happening. Ubuntu’s entire release could be killed outright by the religious right’s campaign, based on fear alone. I’m sure some kids with install this release on their computers for the novelty or as a symbol of their rebellion. However, it not simply a toy we can play with, but rather resonates with the dark side of anger, cruelty, pain, and corruption of innocence. The best way to fight against releases should as this is to ignore them, to starve them of our attention, and and allow them to shrivel in obscurity.
Fr.Robert Miller

Ehtetur October 14, 2009 at 2:00 am

Ubuntu Satanic Edition (USE) is a rock solid distribution with some pretty nice dark themes. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll appreciate the effort and care that went into its development.
If it’s not your cup of tea, fine. Live and let live.
There’s http://ubuntuce.com/ for Christians and http://ubuntuce.com/ for Muslims.
Have a great day!! :-)

Tomsyco November 9, 2009 at 10:22 am

Calm down Chief. The interface is great and it supplies a great dark theme.

P.S.

Learn to speak a little smoother. “a good decision to do” wtf????

billybob November 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm

brb, downloading Ubuntu Satanic edition.

budirj November 20, 2009 at 9:59 am

ppl, what does “ubuntu” means? humanity toward others ! Look at the logo, ppl join hands! what does it mean to you??? Devs dedicated countless of hours and effort to make it work for ppl like you and me, it’s an act of ubuntu. If ubuntu mean slaughter your brothers and sisters, and eat your pet alive, then a satanic version will just fit in.

sponges December 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm

“If ubuntu mean slaughter your brothers and sisters, and eat your pet alive, then a satanic version will just fit in.”

It’s all the more hilarious that you actually believe that.

JD January 4, 2010 at 7:24 am

I’m not personally religious in any direction but as much as the abundance of blood and fire isn’t much my taste, they have just as much of a right to make an Ubuntu Satanic edition as the Christians have to make an Ubuntu Christian edition. You know, it’s not religion itself that creates religious wars, it’s the fact that people stop respecting the rights of others to believe whatever they want. As long as the only blood drawn in this is the fake blood on the wallpapers, they’re doing no harm and deserve to have their different beliefs respected just as much as anyone else. If you start picking and choosing who should be able to believe what, be careful because your beliefs could be the next ones to be questioned or discounted.

Gavin January 10, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Don’t ban satanic – freedom of speech. It’s just a bit of fun. Loosen up!

Silicone February 16, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Great The christians started another war. I am christian and believe in god, but don’t feel the need to force my opinions on the world. fucking missionaries think they are always right and everyone else is miss guided. ubuntu satanist was a response to this distro. If you ask me neither should exist. take them of the market. linux ain’t about choosing a religion. its a fucking operating system for gods sake. Has anyone learned anything at all from history? the books are right we will all die out of blind stupidity and selfishness. However started the religious ubuntu thing is the devil. and he is starting a war. Stupid Stupid people. open your eyes.

Silicone February 16, 2010 at 10:56 pm

I will have to admit though that they are both attractive operating systems for two completely types of people (one to lock down your kids and keep them sheltered from the real world, and one to make them into satanists). quick someone build sexbuntu for straights, trannys, lesbians, and gays and also with a gui console at login so you can one-click choose your sexual preference. hahaha
people are crazy.

J March 19, 2010 at 9:22 pm

I thought Bill Gates and Steve jobs were satan.. ubuntu satanic is an oxymoron. greed and $$ (ie root of all evil) flow into the other O$’s. Linux is the exact oposite. Im pretty sure if God cared about this distro he’d want to say to the kids using it; “RTFM!”

GNU World Order man.

George Shinn April 24, 2010 at 8:50 am

Oh, don’t forget who created evil to begin with; no clue? make that your loving god. Think not? Bible says god created everything, e.g. satan, sea urchins and slugs.

kal May 7, 2010 at 7:37 pm

i’m satan and this is my edition of ubuntu.the ones using my edition will burn in hell and fuck angels all day

dude…seriously…GET A LIFE!!!

Val December 31, 2010 at 9:06 pm

Congratulations, my uneducated xian friend! You are the first living, (apparently) sentient being I have -ever- beheld who is clearly made of 100% Grade-A Fail! =D ::nodnodnod::

A word of advice: Lose your virginity. You’re not going to miss it, and neither will we. Rly. o.o

Dylan January 6, 2011 at 12:50 am


Hex:

dude. chill out. let them be “satanic.” it doesn’t really bother me (who is honestly going to believe they are officially partnered with Canonical?).

They ARE officially partnered with Canonical, ya moron…

It would help if you got actual, ya know, INFORMATION on a subject before stating something

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